HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS
- WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
- REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.
HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS
((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))
1. plug your nose
2. say sneep snop
try saying ‘boopedeedoop’ in a really deep, manly voice
Try and say bubbles in the angriest voice you can
the last one will work I promise you
i’M SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS
Day 1 is hard
Day 4 is harder
Week 1 is easier
Week 3 is shaky
Month 2 I think I may cave
Month 6 I think I am free
Year 1 I won’t lie I miss it but oh god my smile has never been more real and I am finally alive again.
When they ask me about my future wife, I always tell them that her eyes are the only Christmas lights that deserve to be seen all year long. I tell them that she has a walk that can make an atheist believe in God just long enough to say, ‘God damn’. I tell them that if my alarm clock sounded like her voice, my snooze button would collect dust. I tell them that if she came in a bottle, I would drink her until my vision is blurry and my friends take away my keys. I tell them that if she was a book, I would memorize her table of contents. I would read her, cover to cover, hoping to find typos, just so we could both have something to work on, because aren’t we all unfinished?
